Conceptualised by Hollie Avery
Creative Director : Florence Carr-Jones
A devised piece shedding light on the often misunderstood and misrepresented women’s health issue PCOS
Carmel is a lesbian with no interest in having children. She has polycystic ovary syndrome. She wants a hysterectomy. It shouldn’t be that hard, right? To meet the archaic criteria, she plots to curate the perfect nuclear household: a loving husband, a couple of kids and a red SMEG fridge. But family is never straightforward – especially a fake one…
★★★★★ The Broad Online 
'remarkable care and exceptional wit'
★★★★ The Brig
'whirlwind of hilarity'
Creative Team
Writer : The Counterminers
Co-Creative Directors : Florence Carr-Jones, Hollie Avery, Ruby Loftus
Designer : Lilli steffens
Sound Designer : Martha Barrow
Lighting Designer : Freya Game
Cast : Emer Williams, Hollie Avery, Ruby Loftus, Florence Carr-Jones, Greta Abbey, Max Nyman, Leonardo Shaw, Georgia Gabrielides, Orly Benn, Huw Turnbull, Aaron de Verés
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